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KIDS JOKE

1 Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?

A: Mandy Lifeboats!

2 Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?

A: Beatrix Potter!

3 Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?

A: Rory!

4 Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?

A: Laurie!

5 Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?

A: Pete!

6 Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?

A: Phantom of the Oprah!

7 Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?

A: Kung Flu!

8 Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?

A: Bob!

9 Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?

A: A Mouseketeer!

10 Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?

A: Claude Bottom!

A FEW QUICK CRAZY NAMES

The owl and the pussycat went to sea, but the end of our story's quite sad.The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge

`cos her gameboy was driving him mad.

OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT

Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings. They're having a great time until one string decides to go on the roundabout.

After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off, scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled mess of one end and falling in a heap. The second string looked at him and sighed "you're not very good on that roundabout are you?"

The first string looked at himself and said "I'm a frayed knot".

THE STRING IN THE TAIL

Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.

So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.

Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.

"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.

The Australian replied "My watch is 1 hour slow !!!!!"

AN IRISHMAN AND THE ENGLISHMAN

1 Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?

A: To get his teeth crowned.

2 Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?

A: A wonkey.

3 Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

4 Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

5 Q: why are fish so smart?